Homer Simpson’s Funny Laughables

Homer SimpsonWho doesn’t like “The Simpsons Show”,the show is very adorable and people just love to watch it.It carries up a wide range of audience from children to adults.Homer Simpson the character is definitely the ultimate attraction for the show,his witty and stupid one liners are sure to laugh on hours.Here are some of the best one liners and funny dialogues from Homer Simpson.

So here goes:

  • What’s the point of going out, we’re just going to end up back here anyway?
  • Trying is the first step towards failure.
  • Don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.(he says this to the aliens)
  • i ‘m going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and i won’t be back for TEN MINUTES.
  • Bart,with $10,000, we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!
  • It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
  • Unfortunately,son, we Simpsons sometimes have to bend the rules a little in order to hold our own.
  • Don’t let Krusty’s death get you down, boy. People die all the time,just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night.
  • Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha!” (looking at Uruguay on the globe).
  • If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it – Now quiet, they’re about to announce the lottery numbers!
  • >Quiet you kids. If I hear one more word, Bart doesn’t get to watch cartoons, and Lisa doesn’t get to go to college.
  • If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can’t speak English.
  • Well,I’m tired of being a wannabe league bowler. I wanna be a league bowler!
  • ‘To Start Press Any Key’. Where’s the ANY key?
  • Operator! Give me the number for 911!

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